I was validated from the foxhole by Scott Adams, creator…
Packets getting Preferred treatment on the shortest Path to the Port
The internet sends information over the wire or wireless (email, browsing, video games, porn, etc.) broken up into tiny packets. If your packets don’t arrive quickly and in perfect health..what you see on your monitor takes longer to load or arrives looking broken or with an error. Internet performance testing ensures that you get your internet as fast and as perfect as possible (apparently some local cable providers are unclear that testing exists..lol). Engineers work hard around the globe to make sure that every packet arrives in perfect health. But who is taking care of the health of those engineers?
With the new demands of “smart” cell phones, facebook, etc. there are more demands on smarter perfect packet treatment.
Application packets DESERVE getting preferred treatments on their PATH to the PORT
- packets can’t be too big (jumbo error–overweight packet)
- packets can’t be too small? (runt!–skinny eating disorder packet)
- never the forbidden fragmented packet and it’s unfriendly treatment (this is when a packet has some issues and shows up broken…maybe due to poor quality of school lunch food when they were young..LOL)
Fix them FAST and get them on the shortest PATH through the CLOUD to the proper destination port!!
YOU make the packet delivery smarter (intelligent packet treatment)…which is fine and frankly overdue…but where does this leave YOU…the fixer of fragments?
Here are 4 things you, the engineer, can do…from your front door to your bug review meeting, that will make your treatment of YOU, more intelligent:
PATH
- P: Pack some food…yes you can bring SOME food of nutritional value with you..for most of you, your mother doesn’t work in your office
- A: Apples…they are easy to bring and you could have put them in the car the night before!!
- T: Tired? take a 20 minute nap in your air conditioned car with your Android’s handy alarm on…
- H: Help…ask for help with your Health and Wellness…this ensures accountability because without help you won’t do it
Ponder your packets having time for a pre-port path priority treatment at 100 gig’s per second…they get to goal and found the time to arrive in perfect health because they have HELP 🙂
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