Valentine’s Day; here comes the low quality chocolate

February 18, 2011 ♦

Free Food

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Monday is Valentine’s Day. You don’t care because you have to work. You’re gonna come into the office on Monday to do your job, and what you don’t know is that everyone’s kids did their valentine’s day party on Friday…or perhaps it was a function at church or something on Sunday…well we don’t want the kids to eat that crappy candy, so guess what…it’s coming to the office. You are unprepared to lose your lunchtime, but here comes some redlight “OMG” emergency…and now it’s 3pm on Monday, Valentine’s day..and the only thing to eat is some shitty walmart quality candy that some loving parents brought in (to prevent their kids from eating it) “honey, please take this to work”….because we know that people at work are human garbage disposals and will eat everything. Your homework? PLEASE Bring some REAL food or fruit to work on Monday please. Get some apples or something on SUNDAY and put them in your CAR on Sunday night!! Free food is NOT free. 🙂