dilbert

Jack Bauer Saved My Twitter Account

May 15, 2015 ♦

♦

Chloe: [over the phone, frantic] Jack, I know this isn't protocol! Please don't hang up! I've had a Twheadace for awhile now. Boring Details--you can choose to skip reading this part: Since my Twitter account hit 2000 people, it's been a daily grind for over a year to reach 3000.…

OOH That Smell…Is that Perfume or Anaphylaxis ?

April 8, 2011 ♦

Environment

♦

I'll be the first to admit, that I am guilty of bringing the exotic fruit Durian into the office and having my coworkers freak out thinking the smell was a gas leak and almost evacuating the second floor and calling the gas company. Yes I know we all remember that..LOL.…